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Who's this guy, Alan?

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Very highly-regarded corporate therapist.

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It'll be a very compelling package.

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A family reunited in the desert.

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- Sandy Furness is here.
- He can't do that!

6
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Pepsi doesn't just drop in to see Coke.

7
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How about you give me $4 billion?
I stay boss, you

8
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invest, happy ending for all.

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What I think we should really

10
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have a conversation about is
the fact that Kendall's not here

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and there are reports of him
running around taking drugs.

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I had nothing to do with those stories.

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Do you believe your father?

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No. I think this whole thing is fake.

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I genuinely believe he's

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gonna be the next President
of the United States

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and Gil could really use someone like you.

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The question is:

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Do you want this enough to
go to war with your family?

20
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It's rebellion! Sabotage!
You run towards politics to

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prove that you're your own man.
You're a fucking coward!

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- Wow.
- What up, motherfuckers?

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What're we arguing about?

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You're so fucking jealous of

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what you've given your own kids.

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Calling your daughter a coward

27
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- until she cries? Big man!
- No Hiam!

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You are a fucking nobody!

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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com

30
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It's a pretty great view, huh?

31
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I mean, out there. Not me.

32
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Where are we at, Bob?

33
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Excuse me, I... I'm actually not even here.

34
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You're at 5.3?

35
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Correct.

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And I think we can live with that.

37
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Yeah?

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Yeah.

39
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- Uh-huh.
- It's a fair price.

40
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<i>Well, I don't</i> <i>know about that.</i>

41
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You'll have 70 local TV stations.

42
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Buy in Sandy, you're King Kong of local.

43
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The kid knows. The kid's smart.

44
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Are we good?

45
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Give us five minutes.

46
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We'll set you up with a room.

47
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Good, right? Is it whiskey time?

48
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Shut the fuck up.

49
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<i>- Uh, it's a good price.
- What the fuck's going on?</i>

50
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He's selling me things
I want at a fair price?

51
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So what's next? Fellatio?

52
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I think he just wants out, fast.

53
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If he does, we fuck him.

54
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I think we did just fuck him.

55
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He's smiling.

56
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It's no good if he's smiling.

57
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<i>Well, objectively,</i>

58
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I mean, if we get what we want

59
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and he gets what he wants...

60
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You screw them out.

61
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You chisel them out.

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You fuckin' hurt them.

63
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And then you watch them squeal.

64
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I like hurting human beings
as much as the next guy,

65
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but, Dad, this is really fucking good.

66
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Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4.9.

67
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Oh, Dad, no, that's... It's insulting.

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Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4.9.

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Gerri, you do it.

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You, fuck off.

71
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If you can't do it, fuck off!

72
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All right.

73
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Just text on your phone, ya bendy fuck.

74
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Really just warms the walls.

75
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- Greg.
- Hey.

76
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- Ow! Dude.
- Yo. Whoa whoa.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.

78
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Are you OK?

79
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What? Oh, that? That was nothing.

80
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Sometimes you gotta play possum, ya know?

81
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Let him punch it out till he gets tired,

82
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and then you go in for the kill.

83
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Right, nice. Listen, hold on.

84
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- Yeah.
- How's Kendall doin'?

85
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He's blowing you off too?

86
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Last time I saw him he was
smoking crank with some mole men,

87
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but that was like a month ago.

88
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- He's hustlin'.
- Yeah, right. VCing?

89
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I may be seeing him this weekend.
If he shows.

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- <i>Oh, yeah?</i>
- Aw, fuck.

91
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Dude, I don't suppose you know
a coke dealer in Prague, do you?

92
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Ah, probably. Yeah. Why?

93
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Tom Wams' bachelor party.

94
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<i>"And if he doesn't show..."
I don't have time for this.</i>

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Hey, let me tell you something, dude.

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Fuck Prague.

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<i>My girlfriend and her fuckin' freak dogs</i>

98
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run these...
You ever heard of these parties, Rhomboid?

99
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Bullshit.

100
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I'm tellin' ya. I'm fuckin' cool.

101
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You don't understand.

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Why, because you have a nipple ring

103
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and simply will not stop going on about it?

104
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It's better than telling
everyone you're down with Dre

105
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because he sends you
cereal bars at Christmas.

106
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Fuck you. I have a reputation.

107
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I can't take my crew to
watch some art pricks

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dance around in bowler hats
and twizzle their mustaches

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out of time to the beats.

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Are you done?
You know who else will be there?

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Sandy Furness.

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Fuck off.

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I'm tellin' you.

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Bleahh. He goes to that kind of thing?

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I know, right? But he is sitting

116
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on the other half of your dad's dream deal.

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Packet of 50 more local stations.

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<i>Come to the party, get him to sell,</i>

119
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and trust me when I say this,

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you will become the number one son.

121
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Sandy... goes? Jesus.

122
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Yeah. Get me those names and
I'll get you on that list.

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And one more thing: bring Kendall, OK?

124
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<i>I need to patch things up with him.</i>

125
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<i>♪ Picture this, I'm a bag of dicks ♪</i>

126
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<i>♪ Put me to your lips, I am sick ♪</i>

127
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<i>♪ I will punch a baby bear in his shit ♪</i>

128
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<i>♪ Give me lip ♪</i>

129
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<i>♪ I'ma send you to the yard, get a stick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Make a switch,
I can end a conversation real quick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I am crack, I ain't lyin'... ♪</i>

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Oh, fuck yeah.

133
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<i>♪ I'm the shit,
I will fall off in your crib ♪</i>

134
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<i>♪ Take a shit... ♪</i>

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- What do you think?
- Yeah.

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<i>- ♪ Fuck your bitch ♪
- Yep.</i>

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<i>♪ ...and took pictures with your kids ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We the best,
we will cut a frowny face in your chest ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Little wench, I'm unmentionably fresh ♪</i>

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Hey, bro,
can you turn up the bass in the back?

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Louder.

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<i>♪ I am guilty, motherfuckers, I am death ♪</i>

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- <i>You feelin' good?</i>
- What?

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- <i>You're good?</i>
- Yeah, I'm great.

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I'm psyched.

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- <i>Nice and loose, yeah, Frank?</i>
- Yeah.

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Try not to drag yourself in there

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like the world's oldest man.

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I'll try.

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Frank. Kendall.

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- This is Dust.
- Hey, man.

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- Hey.
- Great to connect.

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Love the name, by the way. Very... funky.

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Sorry, please excuse
Captain fuckin' Be-Bop here.

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Hey, how's it goin'?

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Cool earrings. Very Bauhaus.

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Big fan of what you guys do.

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Fuckin' sweet chili sauce.

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Thanks. Uh, likewise.

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Angela,
you want to spin us through the pitch deck?

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- Sure. So...
- That's OK.

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I don't need to hear the pitch.

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I've been through the deck, and I get it.

164
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Basically, you buy a painting from
some art student in a basement,

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jack up the price,
sell it to some Morgan Stanley sex pest,

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and you, me, and the student all get rich.
Right?

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We're interested in increasing
the reach of young artists.

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And the democratization of art.

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<i>No, absolutely.</i> <i>I get it.</i>

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You're providing a platform
to marginalized talent,

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the next generation of artists.

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I'm just telling you how it works
from the outside, to the sharks.

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Maybe we can talk about funding cycles.

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<i>Sure.</i> <i>We've worked out a plan</i>

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<i>for the first year after the launch...</i>

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I'm sorry. Can I just say something?

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Uh...

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so, I... I... I...

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I got these sneakers...

180
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on the way down here because, uh,

181
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I thought... I don't know what I thought,

182
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I thought you'd all be dressed like fuckin'
Bjork,

183
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and I wanted to, uh,

184
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make an impression.

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Um, so, I'm a jackass, um,

186
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the truth is,
I don't know anything about art.

187
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What I do know is how
to monetize your concept

188
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and achieve the scale it deserves.

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Don't sell your soul to some monolith.

190
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We're boutique, we're light on our feet,

191
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we're not the Gang of Four,
we're the fuckin' Rebel Alliance.

192
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I'm a good guy, who knows the bad guys,

193
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<i> I've got reach,and I will fight for you
every fuckin' day.</i>

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I'm the asshole who can be your Warhol.

195
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And, uh... yeah, I just thought of that,

196
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so apparently I do know
a little bit about art.

197
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So...

198
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what? Talk to me. What do I need to do?

199
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Do I need to take off my dopey sneakers?

200
00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,879
- No.
- I will. Seriously,

201
00:10:02,881 --> 00:10:04,367
I'll throw them out the fuckin'
window right now.

202
00:10:04,616 --> 00:10:07,277
- They're not bad.
- I'm taking 'em off.

203
00:10:07,952 --> 00:10:10,219
- Here. Ilhan, have 'em.
<i>- I'll trade you.</i>

204
00:10:10,221 --> 00:10:12,043
<i> Whoo!</i>

205
00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:13,906
OK? Can we talk now?

206
00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,049
<i>Oh, shit.</i>

207
00:10:18,811 --> 00:10:19,843
Sh...

208
00:10:22,401 --> 00:10:24,033
Sor... Um, so,

209
00:10:24,035 --> 00:10:25,985
what do you think... Miss?

210
00:10:26,657 --> 00:10:28,095
Uh, betw... You know...

211
00:10:28,774 --> 00:10:30,006
Sorry, I... I'm...

212
00:10:30,509 --> 00:10:33,376
I'm somewhat between the devil
and the deep blue sea here,

213
00:10:33,378 --> 00:10:36,797
because my boss downstairs is waiting,

214
00:10:36,945 --> 00:10:39,687
and my boss upstairs is him, you know,

215
00:10:39,687 --> 00:10:42,017
so I've been here three and a half hours.

216
00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:43,819
What do you think? What do you...

217
00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:46,322
Do you want...

218
00:10:49,787 --> 00:10:50,799
<i>Yes, sir.</i>

219
00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:52,485
I'll send him in.

220
00:10:53,577 --> 00:10:54,501
Thank you.

221
00:10:57,238 --> 00:10:58,422
At long last.

222
00:10:59,087 --> 00:11:02,053
It's the wheel, it's...

223
00:11:02,683 --> 00:11:04,398
doin' its thing.

224
00:11:05,753 --> 00:11:07,008
Oh, yeah. It's buffering.

225
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,388
You could try knocking it down to low...
low quality?

226
00:11:10,390 --> 00:11:11,789
Hmm. Go ahead.

227
00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:14,495
Yeah, just...

228
00:11:15,779 --> 00:11:19,575
It's a...
heckuva good head of hair on ya there.

229
00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:23,060
I think it's the maternal side
that it's carried on, so...

230
00:11:24,271 --> 00:11:26,371
So I hear you and the boys

231
00:11:26,373 --> 00:11:29,305
are heading out for Tom's bachelor party.

232
00:11:29,802 --> 00:11:31,676
Yes. That's correct.

233
00:11:31,678 --> 00:11:34,012
Roman's arranging,
Prague has been mentioned.

234
00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:35,885
<i>I will tell you this much.</i>

235
00:11:36,601 --> 00:11:40,385
<i>I believe Logan Roy is
a pernicious influence</i>

236
00:11:40,387 --> 00:11:41,620
<i>on our culture.</i>

237
00:11:42,163 --> 00:11:43,420
<i>He is, to be frank,</i>

238
00:11:43,422 --> 00:11:46,723
- Man, what... a jack... jackhole.
- <i>a cancer to American values.</i>

239
00:11:46,725 --> 00:11:48,592
<i>I don't take these words lightly...</i>

240
00:11:48,594 --> 00:11:50,361
Yeah, well, he just lost my vote.

241
00:11:53,832 --> 00:11:55,165
Uh, listen to me.

242
00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:59,096
Um... do me a favor.

243
00:11:59,349 --> 00:12:02,462
Can you make sure that Kendall
doesn't come back in a box?

244
00:12:03,609 --> 00:12:05,089
- OK.
- Yeah, I...

245
00:12:05,611 --> 00:12:07,578
I don't want him showing up dead

246
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:09,428
at the bottom of some French fag's pool.

247
00:12:09,789 --> 00:12:12,412
Oh, no, absolutely. None of us do.

248
00:12:13,161 --> 00:12:14,556
Keep an eye on him for me.

249
00:12:15,423 --> 00:12:17,352
Is this something you can do for me?

250
00:12:17,352 --> 00:12:19,953
- Mm-hmm.
- I hear he's been, uh,

251
00:12:19,955 --> 00:12:21,383
wetting his beak.

252
00:12:23,391 --> 00:12:24,476
Yes, sir.

253
00:12:24,592 --> 00:12:26,625
Um, in which case,

254
00:12:26,627 --> 00:12:28,361
would now be a convenient time

255
00:12:28,363 --> 00:12:32,332
to talk with you about,
like, a lateral shift

256
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:35,098
in terms of my position at the company?

257
00:12:35,503 --> 00:12:37,625
Because I'd like to move on from Parks

258
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:40,689
and into, for example, Digital?

259
00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:44,086
I don't want to mention any names,
because I...

260
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:49,015
But the culture there, it borders
on the personally abusive at times.

261
00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:50,035
Tom?

262
00:12:50,952 --> 00:12:52,184
Oh, Tom.

263
00:12:52,186 --> 00:12:54,319
I didn't know he had it in him.

264
00:12:54,321 --> 00:12:56,776
He can be pretty able in that department.

265
00:12:57,261 --> 00:12:59,705
<i>But what I'm doing, sir,
is I'm flagging to you</i>

266
00:12:59,797 --> 00:13:01,501
that I'm thirsty for the next chapter.

267
00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:05,301
Well, you take care of this for me,
and perhaps we'll talk.

268
00:13:06,213 --> 00:13:08,244
OK? Done? Are we done?

269
00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:09,675
Muchly appreciated.

270
00:13:11,441 --> 00:13:12,686
"Muchly"?

271
00:13:12,815 --> 00:13:14,414
Time's up.

272
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,518
Time's up for the big

273
00:13:16,543 --> 00:13:19,120
media operations that poison...

274
00:13:19,121 --> 00:13:22,405
- Have you seen this?
- ATN spot.

275
00:13:24,091 --> 00:13:25,457
I guess we do, right?

276
00:13:26,693 --> 00:13:27,956
You're gonna stand there?

277
00:13:28,383 --> 00:13:29,634
In my air space?

278
00:13:32,939 --> 00:13:34,387
I'm re-reading it.

279
00:13:34,624 --> 00:13:36,789
- For context.
- You're CCed.

280
00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:38,424
...the power that one man wields.

281
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:42,027
We can't let these monopolistic
practices go unchecked

282
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,063
simply because we're too afraid

283
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,844
<i>of the power that one man wields.</i>

284
00:13:48,348 --> 00:13:49,699
Waystar Royco

285
00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:53,217
is a cancer at the heart of America.

286
00:13:53,219 --> 00:13:54,986
I can't believe I'm getting
paid to call my dad names.

287
00:13:54,988 --> 00:13:56,254
It's so cathartic.

288
00:13:56,256 --> 00:13:58,399
<i>Logan Roy is out of control...</i>

289
00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:00,027
You really think he should do ATN?

290
00:14:00,585 --> 00:14:03,198
Yeah. Sure. Into the lion's den.

291
00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:05,799
He'll attack them,

292
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,895
righteous, Old Testament,
anti-capitalist Gil,

293
00:14:09,405 --> 00:14:12,038
and they'll attack us,
"There's a Red in the bed,"

294
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,207
they get the viewers and
we get the base fired up.

295
00:14:14,209 --> 00:14:16,143
No one's mind's getting changed,
then once we're through the primaries,

296
00:14:16,145 --> 00:14:18,178
- we pivot to center.
- Except Gil won't pivot.

297
00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,447
<i>- I say no!</i>
- I'll get him to pivot.

298
00:14:20,449 --> 00:14:22,299
<i>I say no more!</i>

299
00:14:26,468 --> 00:14:28,671
- Hello?
<i>- Hey, Shiv, it's me!</i>

300
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,525
<i>- Tom, sweetheart.</i>
- So listen,

301
00:14:32,117 --> 00:14:33,434
something's afoot,

302
00:14:33,892 --> 00:14:36,140
because we've arrived at the drop-off point

303
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,414
<i>for my bachelor party.</i>

304
00:14:37,884 --> 00:14:39,625
<i>Seems there's been a change of plan,</i>

305
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,319
and I'm pretty sure I'm being pranked.

306
00:14:42,321 --> 00:14:43,521
What's happening, Roman?

307
00:14:43,523 --> 00:14:44,622
Hold your tingling wiener.

308
00:14:44,624 --> 00:14:46,087
All will be clear soon.

309
00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:48,622
I don't think you
understand how disruptive it is

310
00:14:48,624 --> 00:14:50,224
to be changing the itinerary
at this late stage.

311
00:14:50,226 --> 00:14:52,049
I don't know what's gonna happen,

312
00:14:52,695 --> 00:14:55,076
but I've got a feeling

313
00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:57,223
it's liable to get a little disgusting.

314
00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,937
I don't think you're supposed
to be telling me this.

315
00:14:58,962 --> 00:15:00,094
<i>I know, I just</i>

316
00:15:00,119 --> 00:15:02,302
wanted to flag it, and, you know,

317
00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:04,872
calm the qualms, because I,
for one, would never...

318
00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:06,321
<i>Tom, it's one night,</i>

319
00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:07,292
we're both adults,

320
00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:09,104
just enjoy yourself, OK?

321
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:12,142
Aw, Shiv, honey badger.

322
00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:14,930
God, I want to dock myself inside you

323
00:15:14,984 --> 00:15:16,290
<i>so much right now.</i>

324
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,033
Yeah. OK. I love you too, Tom.

325
00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:23,648
OK.

326
00:15:24,365 --> 00:15:26,231
Now he deigns to join us.

327
00:15:29,371 --> 00:15:31,166
- You're late.
- Yeah, sorry.

328
00:15:32,134 --> 00:15:35,106
I've been a little busy
revolutionizing tech financing.

329
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:36,214
On coke.

330
00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:39,976
Hey, hope not. What up?

331
00:15:40,645 --> 00:15:43,846
So, who wants to fuck a hobo?

332
00:15:45,836 --> 00:15:48,623
<i>No? All right,</i>

333
00:15:48,623 --> 00:15:50,435
then let's party. Down there.

334
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,226
<i>What... No...</i>

335
00:15:53,228 --> 00:15:55,461
We're going to a party in the tunnel?

336
00:15:55,463 --> 00:15:57,664
OK. No, relax, we're not going

337
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,841
to a party in a tunnel.

338
00:15:58,841 --> 00:16:00,240
This is just a ruse.

339
00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:01,671
What is this, some pop-up shit?

340
00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:03,743
Am I gonna need my central Europe coat?

341
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,446
Romey, I'm wearing flight socks
and my TSA slippers.

342
00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,315
I know what you're doing right now, OK?

343
00:16:08,317 --> 00:16:11,584
I'm being lured into a tunnel

344
00:16:11,702 --> 00:16:13,591
and then next thing,
I'm gonna wake up in Belgium

345
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:15,348
with no frickin' eyebrows!

346
00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:18,627
Um, you probably want to
dump your luggage in the car.

347
00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:21,044
Oh, shit. Um...

348
00:16:21,926 --> 00:16:23,098
fellas.

349
00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:25,081
<i>Sorry,
it's actually a really tight guest list.</i>

350
00:16:25,511 --> 00:16:27,116
Oh... Roman.

351
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,080
- Yeah.
- It's Matt and Jonas.

352
00:16:29,105 --> 00:16:31,367
If the Fly Guys aren't on the...
They flew in!

353
00:16:31,405 --> 00:16:33,004
- Roman.
- Relax, OK?

354
00:16:33,006 --> 00:16:34,706
We're gonna figure it out.
We're gonna first-wave it,

355
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:36,742
we'll call you once we're inside,
all right?

356
00:16:36,744 --> 00:16:39,811
You know what? Go get some coffees on me.

357
00:16:39,813 --> 00:16:42,150
Thanks, we're good. I can buy coffee.

358
00:16:42,956 --> 00:16:44,848
All right, let's go!

359
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:46,521
Oh, God!

360
00:16:47,981 --> 00:16:48,896
I...

361
00:16:49,889 --> 00:16:51,855
I can't just leave the Fly Guys.

362
00:16:51,857 --> 00:16:53,460
That's the Fly Guy code.

363
00:16:54,209 --> 00:16:56,827
Uh, OK, just leave your phones on,

364
00:16:56,829 --> 00:16:58,903
- and I'll call ya.
- All right.

365
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,469
- Five minutes!
- It's on.

366
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:09,573
Oh-ho-ho, man!

367
00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:13,043
Roman. What the fuck have
you got planned for me, man?

368
00:17:14,678 --> 00:17:15,823
No, seriously,

369
00:17:15,848 --> 00:17:17,281
what have you got planned?

370
00:17:17,283 --> 00:17:19,817
Tom, Prague fell through,

371
00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:22,850
and I was fuckin' busy,

372
00:17:22,985 --> 00:17:24,541
and I didn't have time to plan

373
00:17:24,749 --> 00:17:27,010
the hot air balloon to Monaco.

374
00:17:27,432 --> 00:17:28,950
OK. Hot air balloon?

375
00:17:28,975 --> 00:17:30,348
- Yeah.
- That would have been nice.

376
00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:33,263
Whoa, dude!
Oh, my God, that's a dead rat.

377
00:17:33,265 --> 00:17:35,765
You guys,
this is a disaster on the footwear front.

378
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:36,761
Can I change?

379
00:17:36,786 --> 00:17:38,875
It's a dead rat. Who gives a shit?

380
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,513
Yeah, fine,
thank you, just keep goin'.

381
00:17:41,515 --> 00:17:43,301
- We'll be here.
- All right, see you over there.

382
00:17:43,951 --> 00:17:46,518
Are you gonna be OK around all the booze

383
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,810
and the coke and shit?

384
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:49,788
'Cause I can just make sure
no one does it around you.

385
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:51,017
- I'll be fine.
- Yeah?

386
00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:52,434
- Thanks, bro.
- Yeah. Of course.

387
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,066
Wait up!

388
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:56,389
Jesus fuckin' Christ, it's a dead rat.
Relax.

389
00:17:57,516 --> 00:17:59,038
I hear you're doin' apps.

390
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,289
Yeah. Uh-huh.

391
00:18:00,575 --> 00:18:01,974
I'm incubating.

392
00:18:02,395 --> 00:18:05,005
I'm rebalancing away from crypto into Eco.

393
00:18:05,006 --> 00:18:06,906
Sounds.... futuristico.

394
00:18:06,908 --> 00:18:08,475
Yeah, it's good.

395
00:18:08,477 --> 00:18:10,444
It's better than being carried
around in Dad's pockets

396
00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:11,744
like fuckin' Stuart Little.

397
00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:13,493
They're nice pockets.

398
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,551
Spacious.

399
00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:16,750
How is he?

400
00:18:17,149 --> 00:18:19,255
He's... I mean, you know.

401
00:18:21,553 --> 00:18:24,888
Actually, he's... he's got me overseeing

402
00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:27,357
the satellite launch out of Tanegashima.

403
00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:28,569
Spaceship?

404
00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:31,828
Yeah. Plus I'm heading up the local deal.

405
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:33,896
Bob Galpin is selling

406
00:18:33,898 --> 00:18:36,132
and, uh, I knocked it out of the park,

407
00:18:36,134 --> 00:18:37,432
which is nice.

408
00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:38,638
Good for you, bro.

409
00:18:38,903 --> 00:18:41,955
Yeah.
Guess I finally broke out of the cage.

410
00:18:43,074 --> 00:18:45,499
Can't keep a good dog down, right, Ken?

411
00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,696
Abandon all hope ye who enter.

412
00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:02,889
Ooh, is this real?
Is this a real corridor?

413
00:19:02,889 --> 00:19:04,283
Are we goin' to an airfield?

414
00:19:04,283 --> 00:19:05,699
Hey, Greg, did I tell you that Willa

415
00:19:05,699 --> 00:19:06,898
- moved out to Austerlitz?
- Oh?

416
00:19:07,174 --> 00:19:08,907
Yeah, she loves how quiet it is.

417
00:19:08,909 --> 00:19:10,742
She didn't think she would, but she does.

418
00:19:10,744 --> 00:19:13,812
So I for one won't be
engaging in any debauchery.

419
00:19:13,814 --> 00:19:15,480
<i>Roman Roy and guests?</i>

420
00:19:15,482 --> 00:19:16,748
That is correct.

421
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,816
- Welcome to Rhomboid.
- Thank you.

422
00:19:19,574 --> 00:19:22,420
Oh, yeah. Boys, we're pouching our phones.

423
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:25,128
Hey, wait! Is this it?

424
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,263
Is this actually where I'm
going to have my bachelor party?

425
00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:30,630
Why is it so wet?
I think there's a big leak somewhere.

426
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:32,902
I've been living on central European time

427
00:19:32,904 --> 00:19:34,403
for 48 hours to ease the transition.

428
00:19:34,405 --> 00:19:35,986
I'm gonna be ready for breakfast soon.

429
00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:38,866
I don't know if this is the kind
of party with a lot of food.

430
00:19:38,866 --> 00:19:40,810
Roman, I'm sorry,
is this where I'm having my bachelor party?

431
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,322
Roman, how are you, man?

432
00:19:42,904 --> 00:19:45,025
Ken. Long time.

433
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:47,803
Are we good?

434
00:19:50,365 --> 00:19:51,765
You're my third-oldest friend.

435
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:53,341
You fucked me like a tied goat.

436
00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:55,968
- We're great.
- No, yeah,

437
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:57,768
you're goin' the right way.
Keep goin' straight.

438
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,703
- Kendall, I was gonna say.
- Yeah?

439
00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:03,159
If you need anything tonight,

440
00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:04,691
bottle of water, soft drink,

441
00:20:04,693 --> 00:20:07,028
whatever, I'm gonna be your mule.

442
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:09,897
Actually, you know what?
I need something a little off-menu.

443
00:20:09,899 --> 00:20:11,432
See if you can find me some ketamine.

444
00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:13,200
I don't know what that is.

445
00:20:13,398 --> 00:20:15,632
Is Sandy here? When do we sit?

446
00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:17,247
Yeah, yeah, all things in time.

447
00:20:17,736 --> 00:20:18,784
Right here.

448
00:20:21,069 --> 00:20:22,122
Sorry.

449
00:20:25,744 --> 00:20:28,825
Oh, well. Now I'm sure it's gonna be great.
Thanks, Roman.

450
00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:31,785
What did you expect?
Why'd you even ask me, Tom?

451
00:20:32,058 --> 00:20:33,911
Thought you'd rise to the occasion.

452
00:20:33,912 --> 00:20:35,947
Well,
clearly I haven't risen to the occasion.

453
00:20:42,453 --> 00:20:44,543
Gents, have a great fuckin' night.

454
00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:48,164
Dmitri, how are you?

455
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,799
Hey, Kendall. I'll find you, all right?

456
00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:55,175
OK. This is it.

457
00:20:55,705 --> 00:20:57,572
Yeah? Cool, right?

458
00:20:57,574 --> 00:21:01,008
Is it cool, or is it, like,
total fucking bullshit?

459
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,677
Well, what is it? What is it?

460
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,712
It's a physical fun palace.

461
00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:07,148
It's basically, if you're into it,
and she's into it,

462
00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:08,349
it's all good.

463
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,860
Look at this fucking guy with the bird mask

464
00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:10,959
like<i> Eyes Wide Shut.</i>

465
00:21:10,961 --> 00:21:12,493
Oh, wow. Eyes w...

466
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:15,444
Wait, is this... is this gonna be an orgy?

467
00:21:15,646 --> 00:21:18,112
- No.
- This is not gonna be an orgy?

468
00:21:18,114 --> 00:21:21,183
Greg, it's not 1997.
It's not this, it's not that.

469
00:21:21,185 --> 00:21:23,185
Don't be so binary, Mr. Betamax.

470
00:21:23,187 --> 00:21:25,487
Is it gonna be
like a little bit of an orgy?

471
00:21:25,489 --> 00:21:27,522
It's basically
a collective of hot people...

472
00:21:27,524 --> 00:21:28,884
And Connor... At a party.

473
00:21:28,884 --> 00:21:30,892
And a monkey dressed as an astronaut,
apparently.

474
00:21:31,201 --> 00:21:33,434
It's whatever you want it to be.

475
00:21:33,436 --> 00:21:35,747
It's a fucking sand pit
for emergent behavior.

476
00:21:35,747 --> 00:21:38,014
OK, OK, holy shit. So... OK. OK.

477
00:21:38,016 --> 00:21:40,984
So, does that mean we're able to...
fuck here?

478
00:21:40,986 --> 00:21:43,752
Yeah. Hey, Ken,
what do you think of the pussycat? On it?

479
00:21:43,754 --> 00:21:46,688
No, not me. Business is my fucking.

480
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,724
Great. I'll find you a Bloomberg
terminal to stick your dick in.

481
00:21:49,727 --> 00:21:52,528
Well, I'm out.
In a relationship. Girlfriend!

482
00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:54,963
I gotta say, Roman,
this is looking promising.

483
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:56,198
This is looking really promising!

484
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,300
See? Have a little faith.

485
00:21:58,302 --> 00:21:59,935
There's areas, though, right?

486
00:21:59,937 --> 00:22:02,304
Neutral areas in terms of not being,
you know,

487
00:22:02,306 --> 00:22:04,440
compulsory to do sex stuff?

488
00:22:04,442 --> 00:22:07,309
<i>No, Greg.
If you refuse, they cut your dick off.</i>

489
00:22:07,311 --> 00:22:09,845
<i>What did I just say? It's very consensual.</i>

490
00:22:14,118 --> 00:22:15,312
Angela.

491
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,513
Angela?

492
00:22:19,322 --> 00:22:20,867
Angela. Angela.

493
00:22:20,944 --> 00:22:22,557
Yo. Dust.

494
00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:24,325
- Oh. Fuck.
- Hey. What's up?

495
00:22:24,327 --> 00:22:25,880
Yeah, hey, what's happening?

496
00:22:26,737 --> 00:22:29,063
Here we are in a fuckin' warehouse

497
00:22:29,065 --> 00:22:32,033
- in Sunset Park or whatever.
- Yeah.

498
00:22:32,035 --> 00:22:33,768
I feel like this is synchronicity.

499
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,639
Yeah?
Like the universe is telling us something.

500
00:22:37,515 --> 00:22:40,375
Yeah.
We really appreciated you coming to see us.

501
00:22:40,377 --> 00:22:41,743
Yeah, yeah, totally,

502
00:22:41,743 --> 00:22:42,968
I'm super-excited.

503
00:22:44,181 --> 00:22:46,036
Yeah. Totally. Me too.

504
00:22:46,727 --> 00:22:50,218
OK, well, fuck, yeah. Excellent. All right.

505
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:52,618
All right. Good to see you.

506
00:22:52,618 --> 00:22:53,672
Yeah.

507
00:22:59,306 --> 00:23:00,754
You know, I was thinking,

508
00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:02,697
maybe one wine, one water,

509
00:23:02,699 --> 00:23:04,584
as like an informal rule for the group?

510
00:23:04,934 --> 00:23:07,055
Also, uh, they have risotto balls.

511
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,824
Like, they're soakers. Super-soakers.

512
00:23:10,433 --> 00:23:12,366
- Ketamine.
<i>- Greg! Greg!</i>

513
00:23:12,368 --> 00:23:15,295
Got you one.
Come on, man, it's goin' off tonight!

514
00:23:15,388 --> 00:23:17,188
We should talk to some girls.

515
00:23:17,213 --> 00:23:19,713
Little tip:
Ask 'em where they were on 9/11.

516
00:23:19,841 --> 00:23:22,207
If they don't know, they could be under 21.

517
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:24,592
Well, Shiv gave me a hall pass.

518
00:23:24,846 --> 00:23:26,529
'Cause we're adults. Apparently.

519
00:23:26,529 --> 00:23:29,858
I'm gonna blow my load like multiple times.

520
00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:34,568
Wow. So...
And Shiv has that same arrangement?

521
00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:36,631
She's an adult too, so...

522
00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:39,040
What? No, no.

523
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,574
Well, yeah, sure.

524
00:23:40,576 --> 00:23:42,843
I mean, I don't know, Greg.
It's not a competition.

525
00:23:42,845 --> 00:23:44,344
No, no, no. That's cool.

526
00:23:44,346 --> 00:23:45,736
I'm sure you guys have it all figured out.

527
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,783
- Romey, what is this?
- Molly. Happy pills.

528
00:23:48,785 --> 00:23:50,918
- Oh, cool.
- But I wouldn't...

529
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,519
No, no, no, no. Prague time.

530
00:23:52,521 --> 00:23:55,122
It's two in the morning for me.
I need a little pick-me-up.

531
00:23:55,124 --> 00:23:57,224
- Don't.
- Dude. I know my way around.

532
00:23:57,226 --> 00:23:59,660
1986, me, a Fleetwood Mac LP,

533
00:23:59,662 --> 00:24:01,461
and a bag of weed touched the face of God.

534
00:24:01,463 --> 00:24:04,130
Huh? The first of the evening,
the first of many.

535
00:24:04,132 --> 00:24:07,067
- Do not do any more of these.
- Got it. I'm one and done.

536
00:24:07,069 --> 00:24:08,768
Got a lot of shit cookin',

537
00:24:09,127 --> 00:24:12,406
like, artificial sun solar cells thing...

538
00:24:12,408 --> 00:24:15,692
Yeah. Listen, man, about the vote,

539
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,454
and your dad and us,

540
00:24:17,479 --> 00:24:20,113
I love you, man,
but you know I had to follow the money.

541
00:24:20,115 --> 00:24:21,355
You know that, right?

542
00:24:22,442 --> 00:24:23,617
I get it.

543
00:24:23,942 --> 00:24:26,420
All right. Hey,
why don't we talk in private for a second?

544
00:24:26,422 --> 00:24:28,280
- Can we do that?
- We can talk right here.

545
00:24:29,124 --> 00:24:30,146
All right.

546
00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:33,317
So listen, I have a question for you.

547
00:24:34,262 --> 00:24:36,499
How would you like to be all the way out?

548
00:24:36,984 --> 00:24:39,852
Half a bill for your share of Waystar.

549
00:24:42,811 --> 00:24:44,637
- Is this for real?
- Yeah, man.

550
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:46,772
I'm feelin' fuckin' generous, that's all.

551
00:24:46,774 --> 00:24:49,174
And I've plumped the pillows
and added a little premium.

552
00:24:49,552 --> 00:24:51,319
- Consisting of what?
- Straight liquid.

553
00:24:51,588 --> 00:24:52,988
- Bullshit.
- Don't you worry about it.

554
00:24:52,990 --> 00:24:54,155
I can raise it.

555
00:24:54,157 --> 00:24:55,757
Why would you want to be even more in?

556
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,092
The place is a fucking antique shop.

557
00:24:58,095 --> 00:25:00,345
Ken, just take the money and get out.
Please.

558
00:25:03,449 --> 00:25:04,386
I mean...

559
00:25:06,617 --> 00:25:08,574
it's not uninteresting.

560
00:25:08,719 --> 00:25:10,886
Fantastic. Great. So listen,

561
00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:12,134
there's a part two to this.

562
00:25:12,650 --> 00:25:15,123
Why don't we talk this over with Sandy?

563
00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:17,088
Sandy... Furness?

564
00:25:17,528 --> 00:25:18,673
Come with me.

565
00:25:18,815 --> 00:25:19,842
Come.

566
00:25:20,631 --> 00:25:21,776
Bottom's up.

567
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,801
- One, two, three!
- Ketamine.

568
00:25:27,505 --> 00:25:30,238
- You good?
- Line 'em up, please.

569
00:25:30,918 --> 00:25:32,390
These bathrobes are nice.

570
00:25:33,210 --> 00:25:35,468
- See these?
- Uh-huh.

571
00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:37,671
What's your table linen philosophy?

572
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:41,141
Uh, my philosophy is I
literally don't give a fuck.

573
00:25:41,143 --> 00:25:43,944
So what's that, Nietzsche?

574
00:25:44,578 --> 00:25:45,579
These are what's

575
00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:47,281
on our registry.

576
00:25:47,283 --> 00:25:48,349
Hmm.

577
00:25:48,644 --> 00:25:50,083
You should go for these.

578
00:25:51,304 --> 00:25:53,184
Right, you want us
to have matching cutlery?

579
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:54,707
Why not?

580
00:25:55,419 --> 00:25:58,892
It'll be sort of horrible, and cute.

581
00:26:00,429 --> 00:26:03,123
So when we both get divorced

582
00:26:03,148 --> 00:26:05,035
and split all our stuff,

583
00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:07,177
we can hook up and have the same set.

584
00:26:07,821 --> 00:26:09,792
- The full set.
- Mm-hmm.

585
00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:11,717
Yeah.

586
00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:14,074
Nah-hah-hah.

587
00:26:15,383 --> 00:26:16,950
You know this is just fun, right?

588
00:26:18,225 --> 00:26:20,300
- I know, it's just...
- It's nothing.

589
00:26:20,944 --> 00:26:23,323
I mean, it's not anything. There's no God,

590
00:26:23,325 --> 00:26:25,358
there's no... anything,

591
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,761
there's just people in rooms

592
00:26:27,763 --> 00:26:29,028
trying to be happy.

593
00:26:29,347 --> 00:26:30,864
- Right?
- Right.

594
00:26:34,503 --> 00:26:36,897
Oh, and I suggested to Gil

595
00:26:36,922 --> 00:26:38,562
that he cool off

596
00:26:39,406 --> 00:26:41,801
on the anti-Waystar agenda on ATN tonight.

597
00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:43,435
- Excuse me?
- Yeah.

598
00:26:43,632 --> 00:26:44,956
I talked to him at the thing.

599
00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:46,638
Oh. OK.

600
00:26:46,783 --> 00:26:48,906
Well, I did spend quite some time

601
00:26:48,931 --> 00:26:51,779
on how it'd be very vivid to attack Waystar

602
00:26:51,804 --> 00:26:53,588
- on a Waystar network, but...
- Very vivid?

603
00:26:53,861 --> 00:26:57,164
It's played out.
Makes it look like we have an agenda.

604
00:26:57,698 --> 00:26:59,598
Uh, we do. Stopping

605
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,000
overly mighty media owners

606
00:27:01,002 --> 00:27:02,785
setting the agenda for our democracy.

607
00:27:03,237 --> 00:27:06,116
DOJ, FCC, Batman,

608
00:27:06,141 --> 00:27:08,420
to stop your dad eating the news.

609
00:27:08,445 --> 00:27:10,378
OK, but even if we're going for that,

610
00:27:10,736 --> 00:27:13,203
isn't that in some big
speech that no one reads?

611
00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:16,924
Can't he just connect to America
tonight and forget the base?

612
00:27:16,924 --> 00:27:20,559
Shiv, I appreciate you might
have split loyalties on this.

613
00:27:20,562 --> 00:27:22,061
Fuck you. I'm just trying to make him win.

614
00:27:22,063 --> 00:27:23,995
I don't think he can do both at once.

615
00:27:23,997 --> 00:27:27,265
I don't think Gil can do
the base and the rest.

616
00:27:28,135 --> 00:27:30,009
Well, if he can't ride two horses at once,

617
00:27:30,009 --> 00:27:31,562
he shouldn't be working at the circus.

618
00:27:34,475 --> 00:27:37,876
- Sandy comes to these?
- Oh, yeah. He loves sex.

619
00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:41,516
Dude, the thing that he pees through,

620
00:27:41,516 --> 00:27:43,115
he puts into other people.

621
00:27:43,117 --> 00:27:44,672
It's fucking vile. And a lot.

622
00:27:44,672 --> 00:27:45,838
Hey, Sandy.

623
00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:48,237
Oh. Gents, excuse me.

624
00:27:51,963 --> 00:27:54,059
- Kendall. You look well.
- Thank you.

625
00:27:54,059 --> 00:27:56,659
You look, uh, out of place.

626
00:27:56,661 --> 00:27:58,928
I do like to see the youngsters frolic.

627
00:27:58,930 --> 00:28:00,580
So, you wanna talk?

628
00:28:00,893 --> 00:28:03,725
Uh, did Stewy fill you in?

629
00:28:06,562 --> 00:28:08,336
Why do I feel like I'm about to find out

630
00:28:08,336 --> 00:28:11,016
you're not my real mommy
and daddy after all?

631
00:28:11,339 --> 00:28:12,595
Look, the truth is,

632
00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,798
he wants your piece of pie,

633
00:28:15,177 --> 00:28:18,845
but... and please don't
fucking blow a fuse here, OK?

634
00:28:20,315 --> 00:28:23,358
The reality is, he's already in on Waystar.

635
00:28:24,027 --> 00:28:26,596
- As in?
- As in Sandy's me,

636
00:28:26,596 --> 00:28:27,928
and I'm Sandy.

637
00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,045
We're like a single entity.

638
00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:32,264
Like a creature from mythology.

639
00:28:32,264 --> 00:28:34,748
You know, head of a horse, dick of a swan.

640
00:28:35,736 --> 00:28:38,434
Stewy... seriously?

641
00:28:38,434 --> 00:28:40,945
I have a shell company attached

642
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:43,318
to his private equity fund.

643
00:28:44,607 --> 00:28:46,757
I'm a parasite on a parasite.

644
00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:53,620
You should have disclosed that
to me when I brought you in.

645
00:28:53,645 --> 00:28:55,789
You are one hundred percent
correct about that.

646
00:28:55,814 --> 00:28:56,905
I should have done that.

647
00:28:56,905 --> 00:28:58,404
You were in a tough position

648
00:28:58,644 --> 00:29:02,541
without having to consider whether your dad

649
00:29:02,543 --> 00:29:04,363
would want me involved.

650
00:29:05,967 --> 00:29:07,456
He very much would not.

651
00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:11,720
So apparently,
my girlfriend's having a panic attack.

652
00:29:11,722 --> 00:29:14,829
I'm gonna let you two just catch up now.
Cool?

653
00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:19,737
Stewy tells me you're getting into tech.

654
00:29:20,164 --> 00:29:21,363
Yeah, I have a fund.

655
00:29:21,364 --> 00:29:23,799
We're niche, but we're engaged.

656
00:29:24,157 --> 00:29:25,934
Just closed a deal tonight, actually.

657
00:29:25,936 --> 00:29:28,666
And I found these four Stanford grads

658
00:29:28,691 --> 00:29:30,790
<i>who are doing this thing, it's pretty cool,</i>

659
00:29:30,792 --> 00:29:32,918
they have this cluster of hydrogen lamps...

660
00:29:32,919 --> 00:29:34,354
Wait. What's going on?

661
00:29:34,454 --> 00:29:35,787
Dude, are you pitching? You just pitch?

662
00:29:35,789 --> 00:29:37,421
Where'd you spring from, Heidi?

663
00:29:37,423 --> 00:29:39,326
Don't stop. I want to hear the pitch.
I might invest.

664
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,055
<i>We were just talking.</i>

665
00:29:42,362 --> 00:29:44,118
To him? The enemy?

666
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,354
The adults are talking.
How about you go play in the other room?

667
00:29:46,356 --> 00:29:49,190
Hey, Sandy, could I maybe get
a moment with you in private?

668
00:29:49,192 --> 00:29:52,226
I'd like to talk to you about
how attached you're feeling

669
00:29:52,228 --> 00:29:54,762
to your 50 failing local TV stations.

670
00:29:55,529 --> 00:29:57,820
Sure. I'm sure we could find a time.

671
00:29:57,882 --> 00:30:01,468
Roman, could you maybe back off for,
like, 20 minutes?

672
00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:02,699
- No.
- Yeah. Get us a drink?

673
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,767
I would love another old-fashioned.

674
00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:06,936
He would love another old-fashioned,
cliché that he is.

675
00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:08,471
No, that's not gonna happen.

676
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,427
I know that you and my dad

677
00:30:10,452 --> 00:30:13,609
have been deeply and madly
in hate with each other,

678
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:15,177
and you have been for many years,

679
00:30:15,608 --> 00:30:17,146
but I want you to know
that I'm my own thing,

680
00:30:17,413 --> 00:30:19,413
and I am fully authorized...

681
00:30:20,335 --> 00:30:21,717
I am fully authorized

682
00:30:21,742 --> 00:30:23,319
to negotiate on behalf of Logan.

683
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,655
Yeah, he's doing satellites like it's 1985.

684
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:28,390
Dad's got him holding the plastic
steering wheel in the back

685
00:30:28,392 --> 00:30:29,725
and telling him he's driving.

686
00:30:29,727 --> 00:30:31,661
You have to excuse my brother.

687
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,796
He's adjusting to his<i> medication</i> right now.

688
00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:35,765
How about you fuck off back
to your little gang-bang?

689
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,232
- See how he talks to me?
- You're embarrassing yourself.

690
00:30:38,234 --> 00:30:40,702
- You're family.
- He used to lock me in a cage.

691
00:30:40,938 --> 00:30:43,404
- What the fuck?
- No, that's a true story.

692
00:30:43,803 --> 00:30:46,338
What, you're pretending that you
don't remember the dog pound?

693
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:48,539
- Are you tripping?
- Yeah, it was a "game."

694
00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:51,343
I had to go climb in this
big dog cage in the kitchen

695
00:30:51,345 --> 00:30:52,827
and wait for someone to come collect me.

696
00:30:52,827 --> 00:30:54,326
Oh, yeah? Well, I-I don't know.

697
00:30:54,328 --> 00:30:56,696
Might be three minutes,
might be the whole afternoon.

698
00:30:56,698 --> 00:30:59,532
Four years old. I was eating dog food
out of a cold tin bowl.

699
00:31:00,112 --> 00:31:02,850
I know, right? They should make a fuckin'
movie of this shit, right?

700
00:31:04,326 --> 00:31:05,571
Excuse me.

701
00:31:06,056 --> 00:31:07,220
I'll be back.

702
00:31:10,778 --> 00:31:12,471
- What the fuck are you doing?
- What?

703
00:31:13,409 --> 00:31:16,414
- What was that bullshit?
- I can say what I want.

704
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:19,617
Yeah, but you... That was insane.
You're acting insane.

705
00:31:19,619 --> 00:31:21,896
So you just want me to pretend
that none of that happened?

706
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:22,992
What happened?

707
00:31:23,017 --> 00:31:24,583
None of it happened.
Dog pound didn't happen.

708
00:31:24,608 --> 00:31:25,906
I never made you eat dog food.

709
00:31:25,906 --> 00:31:28,272
There was a bowl that was filled with<i> chow,</i>

710
00:31:28,297 --> 00:31:30,189
and I couldn't leave the
cage until I finished it.

711
00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:32,532
It was a game, you enjoyed it.

712
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,758
A-Ask Connor. Ask Shiv.

713
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,660
I enjoyed being in a cage
with a leash around my neck?

714
00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:39,228
So now there's a leash?
You're full of shit.

715
00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:41,330
Me?<i> I'm</i> full of shit?

716
00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:42,999
- Have fun.
- Get the fuck outta here.

717
00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:45,801
Asshole! Nwahh!

718
00:31:54,845 --> 00:31:57,479
<i>So I got this gelding, right?</i>
<i>Chestnut brown.</i>

719
00:31:57,481 --> 00:32:00,163
<i>You wouldn't believe the
size of this guy's cranium.</i>

720
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,117
Big ol' noggin!

721
00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:03,919
Hey! Con, can I ask you something?

722
00:32:03,921 --> 00:32:06,521
Do you remember anything about a
dog pound when we were growing up?

723
00:32:06,523 --> 00:32:08,090
Sure, I remember
that game you used to play.

724
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,392
So he used to lock me in a fucking cage.

725
00:32:10,394 --> 00:32:12,861
<i>Sure, the big cage, yeah,
in your mother's place.</i>

726
00:32:12,863 --> 00:32:14,163
The laundry room in Cheltenham.

727
00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:15,764
Thank you! He's trying to gaslight me.

728
00:32:15,766 --> 00:32:17,155
No, you liked it!

729
00:32:17,301 --> 00:32:19,000
You asked to be put in that cage.

730
00:32:19,002 --> 00:32:20,501
- What?
- Yeah.

731
00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:22,176
It was really weird,
but I think you enjoyed it.

732
00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:25,321
OK, so I asked to eat dog food?

733
00:32:25,346 --> 00:32:27,163
It was chocolate cake. I think.

734
00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:29,010
- Bullshit.
- I don't know.

735
00:32:29,012 --> 00:32:31,079
No. Kendall locked me in a cage,
I went weird,

736
00:32:31,081 --> 00:32:32,513
I started wetting the bed,

737
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,348
and that's why Dad sent
me away to St. Andrews.

738
00:32:34,350 --> 00:32:36,184
No, Rome, Dad sent you to military school

739
00:32:36,186 --> 00:32:37,687
because you asked to go.

740
00:32:38,287 --> 00:32:41,189
- Oh, you're full of shit!
- That's how I remember it!

741
00:32:42,766 --> 00:32:44,084
So listen, my ranch

742
00:32:44,084 --> 00:32:46,503
is completely safe from
biological or chemical attack.

743
00:32:46,503 --> 00:32:48,036
- These are your friends, right?
- Yeah.

744
00:32:48,038 --> 00:32:50,605
You'd all be welcome, anytime,
pre- or post-apocalypse.

745
00:32:57,903 --> 00:32:59,028
<i> Tom!</i>

746
00:32:59,548 --> 00:33:00,614
- Tom.
- Hey.

747
00:33:00,616 --> 00:33:02,044
Have you seen Kendall?

748
00:33:02,045 --> 00:33:03,144
No.

749
00:33:05,781 --> 00:33:07,984
I feel like we should maybe
keep an eye out for him.

750
00:33:11,027 --> 00:33:12,139
Aw, damn it.

751
00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:24,615
Tom, sweetheart, I'm at ATN with Gil.

752
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,615
What's the least amount of
syllables you can say this in?

753
00:33:26,615 --> 00:33:28,208
<i>Well, I just want to be clear</i>

754
00:33:28,210 --> 00:33:29,205
<i>in terms of you and me.</i>

755
00:33:29,205 --> 00:33:31,640
Is this a quid pro quo arrangement?

756
00:33:32,987 --> 00:33:34,240
I don't know what you're talking about.

757
00:33:34,516 --> 00:33:35,863
<i>It's just, you know, if I...</i>

758
00:33:35,893 --> 00:33:37,134
<i>If I, for instance,</i>

759
00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:38,828
if I touch a boob,

760
00:33:38,830 --> 00:33:40,563
do you grab a dick?

761
00:33:40,758 --> 00:33:42,599
I don't know if that's a...

762
00:33:42,601 --> 00:33:44,100
<i>Just to get a rough chart of comparison</i>

763
00:33:44,102 --> 00:33:45,568
from Fahrenheit to Celsius,

764
00:33:45,570 --> 00:33:47,370
or, you know, an eye for an eye?

765
00:33:47,372 --> 00:33:49,205
Or an orifice for an orifice?

766
00:33:49,207 --> 00:33:51,860
<i>I'm just trying to get a
sense of the parameters here.</i>

767
00:33:52,691 --> 00:33:55,170
Uh, Tom, I can't negotiate right now.

768
00:33:55,359 --> 00:33:57,218
But we know, right? We just know.

769
00:33:57,218 --> 00:33:58,334
<i>Sure.</i>

770
00:33:58,834 --> 00:33:59,889
We know.

771
00:34:00,252 --> 00:34:02,201
S... Oop...

772
00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:04,967
So you want to run the tree
on how personal stuff plays?

773
00:34:04,967 --> 00:34:06,575
Issues, issues, issues.

774
00:34:06,681 --> 00:34:08,428
I can handle the soft soap, Shiv.

775
00:34:09,987 --> 00:34:11,865
Hey, Kendall. Just spoke to Shiv.

776
00:34:11,890 --> 00:34:13,641
Official permission for having of the fun.

777
00:34:13,642 --> 00:34:15,055
Amazing. So happy for you.

778
00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:18,221
Hey, man, can I get this, uh...

779
00:34:23,268 --> 00:34:26,179
- Hey, Ken.
<i>- Hey, Frank. Listen.</i>

780
00:34:26,179 --> 00:34:27,537
I've had an approach.

781
00:34:27,537 --> 00:34:30,374
It's kind of a very interesting approach,

782
00:34:30,399 --> 00:34:32,015
and I wanted to get your brain on it.

783
00:34:32,015 --> 00:34:33,958
I heard from the girls.
The Dust thing. With the art?

784
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:35,919
Yeah, I know. I saw them. It's locked down.

785
00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:39,708
They wanted you to know they
loved you in the room. But...

786
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:41,943
I just spoke to the girl. We're good.

787
00:34:42,321 --> 00:34:45,214
Ken,
they're already setting this up elsewhere.

788
00:34:45,245 --> 00:34:46,278
But like I said,

789
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,923
- <i>they loved you in the room.</i>
- What are you talking about?

790
00:34:47,923 --> 00:34:50,557
<i>I think there's other money
and they liked it better.</i>

791
00:34:52,124 --> 00:34:53,341
Then we match it.

792
00:34:53,924 --> 00:34:55,933
I tried that already, but...

793
00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:58,320
Seriously, they loved you in the room.

794
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,053
Will you stop telling me they
loved me in the fucking room?!

795
00:35:00,055 --> 00:35:02,942
Frank! I heard you the first time.

796
00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:07,961
OK. OK, let me talk to her.

797
00:35:08,558 --> 00:35:09,745
I can fix this.

798
00:35:10,217 --> 00:35:11,196
Yeah?

799
00:35:38,473 --> 00:35:40,841
Hey. Hey. Can we talk for a second?

800
00:35:40,843 --> 00:35:42,009
Can we do this another time?

801
00:35:42,011 --> 00:35:43,802
I just got off the phone to Frank.

802
00:35:44,335 --> 00:35:45,767
What happened? He told me.

803
00:35:45,973 --> 00:35:48,073
I'm sorry, it's nothing personal.

804
00:35:48,075 --> 00:35:49,497
I shouldn't be telling you this, but

805
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,196
I'm about to land a chunk of seed capital

806
00:35:51,221 --> 00:35:53,421
the size of fuckin' Idaho,

807
00:35:53,423 --> 00:35:56,125
so, I mean, whatever it is you need,

808
00:35:56,125 --> 00:35:58,452
I can make it happen. OK?

809
00:35:58,728 --> 00:36:00,218
- Yeah, OK.
- OK?

810
00:36:00,697 --> 00:36:02,042
So are we good?

811
00:36:03,503 --> 00:36:05,244
You know, it's just not about that.

812
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:08,402
Then, like, help me out here,

813
00:36:09,096 --> 00:36:10,697
'cause there's something I'm not seeing.

814
00:36:10,977 --> 00:36:13,391
- It's the name.
- Which? You mean "Dust"?

815
00:36:14,368 --> 00:36:16,908
Roy. Kendall Roy.

816
00:36:17,149 --> 00:36:18,774
<i>It'd be like I was marrying Hitler,</i>

817
00:36:18,774 --> 00:36:20,525
and then I'd get to be, what, Mrs. Hitler?

818
00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:23,593
OK, uh, that's not really fair,

819
00:36:23,596 --> 00:36:24,633
I mean...

820
00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:27,698
Look, that's... that's not me.

821
00:36:28,888 --> 00:36:30,275
I'm not a Roy.

822
00:36:31,055 --> 00:36:32,485
<i>OK? Not really.</i>

823
00:36:32,539 --> 00:36:35,439
I'm sorry. It's cool,
we just don't want to be Hitler Incorp...

824
00:36:35,441 --> 00:36:37,775
Can you stop saying Hitler?
Please? You don't know what I am.

825
00:36:37,777 --> 00:36:40,378
Consensus is you're a coked-up
prick who can't shit straight.

826
00:36:41,474 --> 00:36:43,003
You think you're different?

827
00:36:44,283 --> 00:36:45,884
OK, Angela. You know what,

828
00:36:45,886 --> 00:36:47,318
I'm gonna be frank with you...

829
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,153
Look, I didn't want to do this here.

830
00:36:49,345 --> 00:36:51,675
And I may be being more forthright
'cause of the coke.

831
00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:54,293
I tend to get more forthright on coke.
All right? I'm sorry.

832
00:36:54,293 --> 00:36:55,792
OK, look, hey, listen...

833
00:36:55,795 --> 00:36:56,994
Hey, fuck off!

834
00:37:08,472 --> 00:37:09,994
Hey, man, can I get in on this?

835
00:37:20,545 --> 00:37:24,155
I'm joined in the studio by Senator
Gil Eavis. Firstly, Senator,

836
00:37:24,157 --> 00:37:26,467
welcome. We really appreciate it.

837
00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:28,314
Happy to be here, Sharon.

838
00:37:28,601 --> 00:37:31,249
I want to just jump straight in, if we may.

839
00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:35,841
Your wife very tragically took
her own life 18 months ago.

840
00:37:36,374 --> 00:37:37,675
The warmest of ATN welcomes.

841
00:37:37,677 --> 00:37:39,153
I think everybody knows

842
00:37:39,178 --> 00:37:41,516
about that, and it's something

843
00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:43,387
I live with every day.

844
00:37:43,434 --> 00:37:45,791
But it's not relevant to the issues.

845
00:37:45,793 --> 00:37:47,959
- I want to explore...
- The impression you've given

846
00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:50,161
is that it did inform your decision to run.

847
00:37:50,163 --> 00:37:53,173
A lot of things inform a
big decision like this.

848
00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:54,667
But what I want to talk about tonight...

849
00:37:54,668 --> 00:37:56,034
<i>But it hasn't been long,</i>

850
00:37:56,036 --> 00:37:58,602
and I guess that what
some people may ask is,

851
00:37:58,604 --> 00:38:00,873
what could possibly have
caused such a tragedy?

852
00:38:00,905 --> 00:38:02,905
And are you ready so suddenly

853
00:38:02,907 --> 00:38:05,753
to turn around and run
for the highest office?

854
00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:07,409
Doesn't he have a line for this?

855
00:38:07,411 --> 00:38:09,277
It's usually... Normally OK.

856
00:38:09,279 --> 00:38:12,181
I'm focused on what I
think this country needs to do

857
00:38:12,183 --> 00:38:14,449
- to move to...
- So you have thought about it,

858
00:38:14,451 --> 00:38:16,185
your mental and emotional state?

859
00:38:16,187 --> 00:38:18,787
I think about my feelings,
like most humans...

860
00:38:18,789 --> 00:38:20,655
Oh, no, no. No sarcasm.

861
00:38:20,657 --> 00:38:22,925
It must be incredibly difficult for you

862
00:38:22,927 --> 00:38:24,760
as a person who has had to deal with rumors

863
00:38:24,762 --> 00:38:26,661
swirling about the state
of his mental health.

864
00:38:26,663 --> 00:38:29,364
Why don't we stop playing
this game of pretend sympathy

865
00:38:29,366 --> 00:38:31,834
where you're just trying
to get your viewers to ask,

866
00:38:31,836 --> 00:38:33,801
"What sort of guy has a
wife who kills herself?"

867
00:38:33,803 --> 00:38:36,104
<i>- That is...
- You wanna make this personal?</i>

868
00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:38,239
Let's talk about Logan Roy, shall we?

869
00:38:38,241 --> 00:38:40,386
The paymaster who set you up in

870
00:38:40,411 --> 00:38:42,808
this hack job against me today...

871
00:38:42,834 --> 00:38:44,297
Oh, Senator, come on.

872
00:38:44,297 --> 00:38:45,913
If you want to know about a person,

873
00:38:45,915 --> 00:38:48,116
look at his relationships with his family.

874
00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:49,617
His only daughter

875
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,986
- <i>has come to work for me.</i>
- Oh, fuck off.

876
00:38:51,988 --> 00:38:54,783
- Shiv.
- I'm not the fucking angle.

877
00:38:56,325 --> 00:38:58,359
So you don't want to
take any more questions?

878
00:38:58,361 --> 00:39:01,128
Certainly not from you. Thank you.

879
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,630
<i>Unfortunately, that seems to be
all the time</i>

880
00:39:02,656 --> 00:39:03,965
we're going</i> <i>to have with Senator Eavis.</i>

881
00:39:16,102 --> 00:39:18,102
Hey! Kenny!

882
00:39:21,678 --> 00:39:22,833
Whoa. That's a

883
00:39:23,868 --> 00:39:25,993
chunk of Chang you got there, buddy.

884
00:39:26,355 --> 00:39:27,680
It sure is, Greg.

885
00:39:29,457 --> 00:39:32,866
Maybe... just ease...
Ease into that, right?

886
00:39:32,891 --> 00:39:34,460
I mean, not all at once?

887
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,230
Can I help you with something, man?

888
00:39:39,255 --> 00:39:41,790
What the fuck's going on?
You've been up my ass all night.

889
00:39:41,815 --> 00:39:44,687
No, I just...
I'm just keepin' an eye out for you.

890
00:39:44,687 --> 00:39:46,721
I mean, drugs... You don't know where...

891
00:39:46,723 --> 00:39:49,519
Is this Rava? Did she put you up to this?

892
00:39:49,925 --> 00:39:50,860
No.

893
00:39:51,116 --> 00:39:52,863
Then what's your fuckin' deal, man?

894
00:39:53,185 --> 00:39:56,953
Your dad is, I think,
a little worried about you is all.

895
00:39:57,277 --> 00:39:59,789
My dad asked you to fuckin' spy on me?

896
00:39:59,896 --> 00:40:02,126
No, not spy, watch...

897
00:40:02,782 --> 00:40:04,219
Family-style watching you.

898
00:40:04,244 --> 00:40:05,811
- Wow.
- You know?

899
00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:09,908
I'm about to do
these four lines of cocaine,

900
00:40:10,641 --> 00:40:12,647
to top up the four I just did,

901
00:40:13,094 --> 00:40:15,208
and then my heart's gonna explode.

902
00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:17,856
So if you want to stop me,

903
00:40:18,286 --> 00:40:19,572
be my guest.

904
00:40:20,451 --> 00:40:21,983
I don't do<i> white</i> drugs.

905
00:40:22,433 --> 00:40:24,610
My dad's gonna be super-disappointed

906
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,059
if his son ODs.

907
00:40:26,059 --> 00:40:27,743
- I know.
- So...?

908
00:40:37,617 --> 00:40:38,820
What the fuck?

909
00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:40,929
He's counting on you to look after me.

910
00:40:43,976 --> 00:40:45,801
OK, OK, OK! Stop. Stop.

911
00:40:46,105 --> 00:40:47,536
OK. Give it to me.

912
00:40:51,656 --> 00:40:52,975
- Go on.
- I'm goin'.

913
00:40:53,286 --> 00:40:54,775
<i>Ooh, Greg!</i>

914
00:40:54,778 --> 00:40:56,645
Go for it, Greg!

915
00:40:56,647 --> 00:40:59,472
Suck on those big white dicks,
you fuckin' pervert.

916
00:41:06,057 --> 00:41:07,149
Oh!

917
00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:13,776
<i>Greg, you greedy</i> <i>piece of shit.</i>

918
00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:17,249
Oh, my God!

919
00:41:17,765 --> 00:41:20,014
Greg, you total coke whore.

920
00:41:25,193 --> 00:41:26,357
Should I puke?

921
00:41:26,382 --> 00:41:29,032
Not unless you can puke up
your entire bloodstream.

922
00:41:30,819 --> 00:41:33,487
- Oh, my God, man.
- That is strong drugs.

923
00:41:33,489 --> 00:41:35,989
- I know. I hope you don't die.
- Oh, my God!

924
00:41:35,991 --> 00:41:38,492
If you do,
your heart is gonna be pumping so hard

925
00:41:38,494 --> 00:41:40,401
it'll probably bring you back to life.

926
00:41:42,097 --> 00:41:44,510
- Where did he go?
- Buckle up, fucklehead!

927
00:42:07,289 --> 00:42:08,220
Hi.

928
00:42:09,886 --> 00:42:11,498
- Hello, Pinky.
- Hello.

929
00:42:12,211 --> 00:42:15,454
- I'm glad you kept the date.
- Well, family.

930
00:42:17,766 --> 00:42:20,162
- How was the play?
- Oh, you know,

931
00:42:20,737 --> 00:42:22,442
people pretending to be people.

932
00:42:24,067 --> 00:42:25,813
How are the wedding arrangements?

933
00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:27,841
Very exciting.

934
00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:30,292
Yeah, well, I'm excited. My daughter.

935
00:42:30,944 --> 00:42:32,325
So you saw the interview.

936
00:42:33,064 --> 00:42:34,218
They told me.

937
00:42:34,931 --> 00:42:36,506
You came after the man's wife.

938
00:42:38,124 --> 00:42:39,174
They said.

939
00:42:39,710 --> 00:42:40,998
You're OK with that?

940
00:42:42,006 --> 00:42:44,635
Tell him not to speak about my family,

941
00:42:44,635 --> 00:42:46,101
not on my network...

942
00:42:46,638 --> 00:42:48,952
not on<i> any</i> network, ever again.

943
00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:51,085
Or I'll end him.

944
00:42:51,827 --> 00:42:54,092
Yeah, silence the man who
says you're stifling dissent.

945
00:42:54,499 --> 00:42:57,095
I'm a bad father? How dare he.

946
00:42:57,679 --> 00:43:00,293
He's a bad fuckin' husband.
He killed his wife.

947
00:43:00,389 --> 00:43:02,639
Oh, come on. Dad.

948
00:43:03,043 --> 00:43:04,668
What if the acquisitions you're making

949
00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:06,230
are actually bad for the country?

950
00:43:06,704 --> 00:43:08,740
He's using you. Can't you see it?

951
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:12,694
Don't let any of the bullshit
overshadow your wedding.

952
00:43:13,009 --> 00:43:14,227
The wedding?

953
00:43:14,315 --> 00:43:15,944
The fucking wedding? I don't give a shit.

954
00:43:15,946 --> 00:43:17,911
Oh, Siobhan, come on. Stop screwing around.

955
00:43:19,376 --> 00:43:21,313
I want to talk about you properly.

956
00:43:21,567 --> 00:43:24,844
Come in. I'm tired of this.

957
00:43:25,941 --> 00:43:27,076
You have potential.

958
00:43:27,676 --> 00:43:30,541
I've always thought you were the smartest.

959
00:43:31,014 --> 00:43:33,312
So that's why you tried
Kendall and Roman first?

960
00:43:35,128 --> 00:43:37,410
Do you know what? I<i> am</i> the smartest.

961
00:43:38,477 --> 00:43:40,377
Which is why I can see through you

962
00:43:40,378 --> 00:43:42,324
and this transparent
little offer to buy me off.

963
00:43:42,947 --> 00:43:45,451
I've always tried to do right by you,
Siobhan.

964
00:43:45,907 --> 00:43:46,991
And maybe...

965
00:43:48,446 --> 00:43:49,715
maybe I shouldn't have.

966
00:43:50,911 --> 00:43:53,078
Maybe I should just let them come for you.

967
00:43:53,835 --> 00:43:54,856
Like who?

968
00:43:54,881 --> 00:43:57,515
Like... I don't know.

969
00:43:59,086 --> 00:44:00,553
But I hear things.

970
00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:06,157
Are you threatening me?

971
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,464
Absolutely not.

972
00:44:08,595 --> 00:44:10,929
If this is the way things are gonna go,
then fuck off, Dad.

973
00:44:11,219 --> 00:44:14,232
Then... I'm truly sorry.

974
00:44:23,711 --> 00:44:25,377
So, in terms of Shiv,

975
00:44:25,379 --> 00:44:27,446
where I've landed is, uh,

976
00:44:27,448 --> 00:44:29,180
I'm maybe just gonna ask for a handy.

977
00:44:29,182 --> 00:44:31,778
- Think that's OK?
- Don't pre-rationalize.

978
00:44:31,803 --> 00:44:34,353
You get off, you eat the shame for dessert.

979
00:44:39,575 --> 00:44:41,759
- Wait. Her? That one?
- Yeah. We were talking

980
00:44:41,761 --> 00:44:43,994
for, like,
20 minutes about financial derivatives,

981
00:44:43,996 --> 00:44:45,363
and she just asked me.

982
00:44:45,365 --> 00:44:46,997
My God! Holy shit!

983
00:44:46,999 --> 00:44:49,467
Dad would go fuckin' nuts for her.
You should do it.

984
00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:50,934
- Yeah?
- Yeah! Fuck yeah!

985
00:44:50,936 --> 00:44:52,135
I'd be all over that.

986
00:44:52,137 --> 00:44:54,998
I'd, like... I'd fuckin'...

987
00:44:56,075 --> 00:44:57,858
Arrgh! Fuck.

988
00:44:59,026 --> 00:45:00,178
OK, well...

989
00:45:02,337 --> 00:45:04,058
I need something. Do you have a Smint?

990
00:45:04,384 --> 00:45:05,716
- What?
- Do you have a Smint?

991
00:45:05,718 --> 00:45:08,486
No! Just grab your baloney-pipe and jizz.

992
00:45:12,066 --> 00:45:14,175
- OK. OK.
- Yeah. OK.

993
00:45:18,876 --> 00:45:20,029
Champagne?

994
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,734
<i>- Bye.</i>
<i>- Bye.</i>

995
00:45:34,446 --> 00:45:35,845
You gotta get into P.R.

996
00:45:36,097 --> 00:45:37,914
That's where the real fuckin' money...

997
00:45:37,916 --> 00:45:40,049
Do you think now would be a good
time to sit down with the old fart?

998
00:45:40,051 --> 00:45:43,585
Dude, did you see that guy jerking
off near the hors d'oeuvres?

999
00:45:43,587 --> 00:45:45,587
Dude, that's a fuckin' health hazard.

1000
00:45:45,589 --> 00:45:47,756
Uh, no.
When do you think I<i> can</i> talk to him?

1001
00:45:47,758 --> 00:45:49,725
I'd really love to hear
something to take home.

1002
00:45:49,727 --> 00:45:52,294
Uh-huh.
Ro-Ro, can you just be fucking cool, man?

1003
00:45:52,296 --> 00:45:54,029
Maybe get a slider.

1004
00:45:54,031 --> 00:45:56,799
Ask if can stick your finger up
someone's ass, all right, buddy?

1005
00:45:57,936 --> 00:46:00,035
- Jeez.
- Hey! Fuck you!

1006
00:46:00,452 --> 00:46:02,637
I'm not your little pet
that you get to kick around.

1007
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,270
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me, space suit.

1008
00:46:05,301 --> 00:46:06,341
Bro.

1009
00:46:06,343 --> 00:46:07,976
You think that I can't
make your life difficult,

1010
00:46:07,978 --> 00:46:09,445
but word in the right ear,

1011
00:46:09,447 --> 00:46:11,146
and I could be your migraine, motherfucker.

1012
00:46:11,492 --> 00:46:14,220
I came here to talk to
the old man on your word,

1013
00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:15,290
so make it happen.

1014
00:46:16,188 --> 00:46:17,520
- OK.
- Yeah?

1015
00:46:17,545 --> 00:46:18,913
- All right.
- Cool.

1016
00:46:23,270 --> 00:46:24,342
Ahh!

1017
00:46:26,898 --> 00:46:29,866
I tried to hide... but it finds you.

1018
00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:32,302
Wherever you hide, the party finds you.

1019
00:46:34,726 --> 00:46:36,439
Sir, this is your final warning.

1020
00:46:37,007 --> 00:46:38,077
Absolutely.

1021
00:46:38,210 --> 00:46:39,260
Got it.

1022
00:46:39,378 --> 00:46:40,477
Wait. What's happening?

1023
00:46:40,479 --> 00:46:41,879
Your friend here

1024
00:46:41,881 --> 00:46:43,714
keeps telling people
he's in love with them,

1025
00:46:43,716 --> 00:46:45,249
<i>and it's making people uncomfortable.</i>

1026
00:46:45,251 --> 00:46:46,917
My bad. Mixed messages.

1027
00:46:46,919 --> 00:46:50,707
It's just we share such strong
feelings about gut bacteria

1028
00:46:51,783 --> 00:46:53,633
I think I got the wrong end of the stick.

1029
00:46:53,658 --> 00:46:54,767
Watch him.

1030
00:46:57,633 --> 00:46:59,030
Maybe I should go apologize.

1031
00:46:59,497 --> 00:47:00,551
Give her a hug.

1032
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:03,651
Oh, my God, dude!

1033
00:47:03,902 --> 00:47:05,457
That was insane!

1034
00:47:05,457 --> 00:47:07,523
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. Me and this girl,

1035
00:47:07,548 --> 00:47:10,335
we go into this side room
and we start making out,

1036
00:47:10,551 --> 00:47:12,018
and then I'm touching her

1037
00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:13,619
and then she goes down on me,

1038
00:47:14,012 --> 00:47:16,581
and then I splooge in her mouth, and...

1039
00:47:16,606 --> 00:47:17,772
I know! I know!

1040
00:47:17,797 --> 00:47:19,604
And get this: she kisses me

1041
00:47:19,604 --> 00:47:22,130
and puts it back in my mouth,
and I<i> swallow.</i>

1042
00:47:23,446 --> 00:47:24,749
Which, the cum?

1043
00:47:24,749 --> 00:47:26,915
I know. So hot!

1044
00:47:27,308 --> 00:47:28,818
You swallowed your own load?

1045
00:47:29,162 --> 00:47:30,619
Yeah. I heard of it, but I don't...

1046
00:47:30,621 --> 00:47:32,687
I didn't know it actually happened.

1047
00:47:33,089 --> 00:47:34,288
I haven't heard about it before.

1048
00:47:34,290 --> 00:47:36,491
I have. It's a thing.
There's a word for it.

1049
00:47:36,493 --> 00:47:38,829
I can't remember what it is right now.

1050
00:47:39,796 --> 00:47:41,997
- Hmm.
- So fuckin' hot.

1051
00:47:46,411 --> 00:47:47,970
When are we allowed to go home?

1052
00:47:47,971 --> 00:47:49,322
We have cars at 5:00.

1053
00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:54,475
Greg, I'm having the time of my life.

1054
00:47:54,778 --> 00:47:56,277
This is nightmarish.

1055
00:48:07,297 --> 00:48:09,234
You ready for your bachelorette party?

1056
00:48:10,067 --> 00:48:11,636
They were out of marine uniforms,

1057
00:48:11,661 --> 00:48:14,259
so I've come dressed as
a political consultant.

1058
00:48:15,884 --> 00:48:17,283
Sss...

1059
00:48:22,970 --> 00:48:24,102
Relax.

1060
00:48:24,456 --> 00:48:25,882
This isn't real.

1061
00:48:28,633 --> 00:48:31,835
It's becoming real,
which might be a problem for us.

1062
00:48:36,326 --> 00:48:38,940
Uh... can I stay?

1063
00:48:40,646 --> 00:48:42,646
But with you, as a human dog

1064
00:48:42,648 --> 00:48:44,037
just at the foot of the bed?

1065
00:48:45,970 --> 00:48:47,328
I love you, Kenny.

1066
00:48:50,317 --> 00:48:52,421
- I love you too, man.
- I'm tryin' to find this girl,

1067
00:48:52,423 --> 00:48:54,157
but I think she's trying to hide from me.

1068
00:48:54,159 --> 00:48:56,525
Listen, is there another room for humping?

1069
00:48:56,527 --> 00:48:57,882
'Cause I also lost Roman.

1070
00:48:58,504 --> 00:49:00,529
- Fuck Roman.
- Well, you know,

1071
00:49:00,531 --> 00:49:02,631
he was askin' about the dog pound,

1072
00:49:02,633 --> 00:49:04,055
and he got kind of riled up.

1073
00:49:04,168 --> 00:49:05,534
Is he still talking about that?

1074
00:49:05,536 --> 00:49:06,521
Yeah.

1075
00:49:06,671 --> 00:49:08,339
- It's pathetic.
- Yeah.

1076
00:49:08,364 --> 00:49:09,530
He enjoyed it, right?

1077
00:49:10,074 --> 00:49:11,213
Oh, yeah!

1078
00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:12,481
I mean, you did too.

1079
00:49:12,785 --> 00:49:14,685
You know, just messin' around.

1080
00:49:14,687 --> 00:49:15,848
Yeah, just messin' around.

1081
00:49:15,848 --> 00:49:18,245
Dad's theory was you got two fighting dogs,

1082
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:19,875
you send the weak one away,

1083
00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:20,975
you punish the weak one.

1084
00:49:20,976 --> 00:49:22,775
Then everyone knows the hierarchy,

1085
00:49:22,777 --> 00:49:23,860
then everyone's happy.

1086
00:49:23,861 --> 00:49:25,337
So away he went.

1087
00:49:25,990 --> 00:49:27,384
I gotta keep lookin'. OK.

1088
00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:30,225
Hi! Hey, may I ask you,

1089
00:49:30,227 --> 00:49:31,860
where were you on 9/11?

1090
00:49:31,862 --> 00:49:34,613
You know what, I... Never mind.

1091
00:49:40,507 --> 00:49:41,737
Listen, Sandy.

1092
00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:45,488
I appreciate your offer.
I'm not getting out.

1093
00:49:48,471 --> 00:49:51,803
OK. Well, if you think you have to tell

1094
00:49:51,828 --> 00:49:53,749
your father and get back in with him,

1095
00:49:53,751 --> 00:49:55,094
- then I...
- Keep your money.

1096
00:49:57,521 --> 00:49:59,182
Keep your money, bring me in.

1097
00:50:00,119 --> 00:50:01,461
We do this properly.

1098
00:50:01,712 --> 00:50:03,216
We'll go fuck my dad together.

1099
00:50:04,547 --> 00:50:06,149
- Uh-huh.
- Takeover.

1100
00:50:06,991 --> 00:50:08,698
Leveraged buyout. Hostile.

1101
00:50:09,352 --> 00:50:11,052
That's a dual stock situation.

1102
00:50:11,054 --> 00:50:12,786
That's not gonna be straightforward.

1103
00:50:12,788 --> 00:50:15,500
Price in the toilet,
shareholders are pissed...

1104
00:50:16,693 --> 00:50:18,375
You and me could force him to the table.

1105
00:50:20,380 --> 00:50:21,685
What about the rest of your family?

1106
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:22,923
Fuck the rest of my family.

1107
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,237
- Easy to say.
- No one has a clue but me.

1108
00:50:26,736 --> 00:50:28,278
I know what to do. I see it all.

1109
00:50:29,544 --> 00:50:30,752
We take it apart.

1110
00:50:30,996 --> 00:50:34,392
Fuck local TV, newspapers, parks...

1111
00:50:35,378 --> 00:50:37,365
We bulldoze the whole fuckin' shantytown.

1112
00:50:38,219 --> 00:50:40,019
We just keep the juiciest morsels,

1113
00:50:40,382 --> 00:50:42,182
turn the thing from a pod of rotting whales

1114
00:50:42,184 --> 00:50:43,626
into one bastard great white.

1115
00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:45,718
What's your end?

1116
00:50:46,234 --> 00:50:49,666
CEO. I'm the only one who
knows the architecture.

1117
00:50:50,007 --> 00:50:52,792
OK? The emotional corporate architecture.

1118
00:50:52,794 --> 00:50:55,776
Well, I could like it.
Stewy might not like it.

1119
00:50:55,776 --> 00:50:56,867
Fuck Stewy.

1120
00:50:57,311 --> 00:51:00,145
Stewy will follow the money
like a dog in a cartoon.

1121
00:51:00,339 --> 00:51:02,054
And you sure you got the stomach?

1122
00:51:03,016 --> 00:51:04,069
Yeah.

1123
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,276
I'm good.

1124
00:51:35,981 --> 00:51:36,885
Tom.

1125
00:51:37,967 --> 00:51:39,550
<i>- Um...</i>
- Oh.

1126
00:51:39,552 --> 00:51:40,710
<i>...sorry to wake you.</i>

1127
00:51:40,711 --> 00:51:43,559
Hey. Is everything OK?

1128
00:51:43,584 --> 00:51:44,650
<i>No.</i>

1129
00:51:44,675 --> 00:51:46,380
He couldn't catch his breath.

1130
00:51:47,306 --> 00:51:51,211
Listen, we've been advised,
and we are really sorry,

1131
00:51:52,218 --> 00:51:55,630
but I don't think it's a good idea
for him to come to the wedding.

1132
00:51:58,082 --> 00:51:59,732
Oh, yeah. That sounds sensible.

1133
00:51:59,807 --> 00:52:00,739
<i>Shiv.</i>

1134
00:52:03,029 --> 00:52:04,528
He really<i> is</i> sorry.

1135
00:52:06,947 --> 00:52:08,030
Yeah, me too.

1136
00:52:09,144 --> 00:52:10,920
OK, bye.

1137
00:52:17,488 --> 00:52:18,606
You OK?

1138
00:52:20,026 --> 00:52:22,893
Yeah. I'm great.
That's two less wedding dinners

1139
00:52:22,918 --> 00:52:24,422
for the caterers to have to organize.

1140
00:52:35,792 --> 00:52:36,913
I don't know, Nate.

1141
00:52:40,867 --> 00:52:42,084
I don't fuckin' know.

1142
00:52:52,690 --> 00:52:54,690
And I would be your point man on this,

1143
00:52:54,690 --> 00:52:56,786
so you would not have to
deal direct with my dad.

1144
00:52:57,125 --> 00:52:59,954
So if we can find a price...

1145
00:53:02,661 --> 00:53:04,957
- But there's potential?
- It could happen.

1146
00:53:06,134 --> 00:53:07,572
Well, fuck, I'm excited.

1147
00:53:07,623 --> 00:53:10,216
This is great. This is pure upside.

1148
00:53:10,241 --> 00:53:11,941
- Thank you.
- Awesome, dude.

1149
00:53:13,438 --> 00:53:15,178
Let's jerk him around for a bit,

1150
00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:16,783
then throw him back.

1151
00:53:18,369 --> 00:53:20,114
This fuckin' family.

1152
00:53:21,316 --> 00:53:22,983
Ooh, hey! Come on.

1153
00:53:23,578 --> 00:53:24,707
How's it goin'?

1154
00:53:32,508 --> 00:53:33,478
What?

1155
00:53:37,451 --> 00:53:39,246
What, are you psyching me out?

1156
00:53:49,246 --> 00:53:50,745
I'm fuckin' terrified.

1157
00:53:52,816 --> 00:53:53,844
Asshole!

1158
00:53:58,022 --> 00:53:59,045
Shit.

1159
00:53:59,586 --> 00:54:01,289
If the car doesn't come soon,

1160
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,651
I'm just gonna swim home, I think.

1161
00:54:03,362 --> 00:54:05,520
Greg tells me you swallowed your own load.

1162
00:54:06,884 --> 00:54:09,921
Yeah, It was... Yeah. It was pretty wild.

1163
00:54:11,342 --> 00:54:13,295
It's cool, though,
'cause it's like I didn't cheat

1164
00:54:13,452 --> 00:54:15,503
'cause all the sperm stayed in my own body.

1165
00:54:15,505 --> 00:54:17,387
Like a closed loop system. So...

1166
00:54:19,403 --> 00:54:20,618
It'd be really nice to see Shiv.

1167
00:54:20,643 --> 00:54:23,618
Willa! Hi, I just want to say I love you.

1168
00:54:23,964 --> 00:54:25,161
I love you so much.

1169
00:54:25,448 --> 00:54:27,248
What's happening? Where's the car?

1170
00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:28,448
Arriving in five.

1171
00:54:28,918 --> 00:54:30,251
Congratulations, Tom.

1172
00:54:30,534 --> 00:54:32,359
I hear you swallowed your own load.

1173
00:54:34,074 --> 00:54:35,156
Yeah, I did.

1174
00:54:35,158 --> 00:54:36,637
It's been a really wonderful night.

1175
00:54:37,985 --> 00:54:40,126
I would love a chicken pot pie.

1176
00:54:40,128 --> 00:54:41,116
Thank you.

1177
00:54:41,363 --> 00:54:42,699
OK, honey, bye.

1178
00:54:56,219 --> 00:54:57,701
Hey, Shiv!

1179
00:54:58,213 --> 00:54:59,327
I'm home!

1180
00:54:59,632 --> 00:55:01,313
Still got both my eyebrows!

1181
00:55:01,316 --> 00:55:02,915
- Oh, hi!
- Hey.

1182
00:55:02,917 --> 00:55:05,101
Hey, you're back... already.

1183
00:55:06,026 --> 00:55:09,055
God, I missed you, honey.
God, I missed you.

1184
00:55:09,699 --> 00:55:11,523
- I missed you.
- How was it?

1185
00:55:11,791 --> 00:55:13,666
- Which... Oh, the party?
- Yeah.

1186
00:55:13,691 --> 00:55:14,839
It was a blast.

1187
00:55:15,062 --> 00:55:16,351
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1188
00:55:16,351 --> 00:55:19,379
So... what happened?

1189
00:55:21,246 --> 00:55:23,056
You know, just...

1190
00:55:23,633 --> 00:55:25,141
like, this and that.

1191
00:55:25,788 --> 00:55:27,014
Usual. Normal stuff.

1192
00:55:27,039 --> 00:55:28,623
Specifically what, Tom?

1193
00:55:32,890 --> 00:55:34,796
Wait, what? No. Shiv, you...

1194
00:55:35,297 --> 00:55:36,336
I thought you said...

1195
00:55:37,538 --> 00:55:39,005
Oh, honey, I'm shitting you.

1196
00:55:39,007 --> 00:55:40,339
Oh, my God, OK.

1197
00:55:42,563 --> 00:55:44,002
Oh, it's good to have you back.

1198
00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:56,549
Yeah, Frank.

1199
00:55:57,346 --> 00:55:58,780
Those girls from the art thing,

1200
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,601
I want you to put the word
around they're junkies,

1201
00:56:02,053 --> 00:56:04,786
they're sluts,
they're shooting seed capital

1202
00:56:04,788 --> 00:56:06,082
straight into their arms.

1203
00:56:06,858 --> 00:56:07,894
Let's sink them.

1204
00:56:35,513 --> 00:56:37,471
Gentlemen. Shall we?

1205
00:56:40,024 --> 00:56:41,190
My man.

1206
00:56:49,154 --> 00:56:51,551